An Austin Powers moment…
Wednesday, January 11th, 2006Do you remember that scene in Austin Powers where he enters a public toilet and asks the first man he sees “you haven’t seen….errrr (noticing that the man is blind), anything at all?”.
A few days ago, I was searching for a sports centre in our local area as I wandered back from the city centre. I was thinking how to ask the question and, after preparing it in my mind, I was searching for someone to ask… the first person I saw was (apparently) sitting on a balcony on the first floor of a block of flats to my right. I stopped and asked boldly in chilean, “Disculpeme, donde esta un centro de desportivo cerca de acca?”.
Immediately the man reacted by moving closer to me on the balcony and, at that moment, I realised my error! The man glided smoothly across his balcony…. in a wheelchair! He was very polite about it and explained he didn’t know. I apologised profusely in spanish, embarrassed.
…which is more than I managed to murmur after I asked a former Geography lecturer if she was pregnant, during a conference coffee break in London! I wanted the ground to swallow me whole! Oh well… I suppose everyone learning a language makes mistakes. And everyone who isn’t learning a language makes mistakes too!